{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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